Month: January 2009

  • Eating Dirt, Sewers And Effective Ministry…A Title I Never Dreamed I Would Post

    The NY Times reported that children who eat dirt as infants and toddlers are actually healthier. Here is an excerpt from that article.

    In studies of what is called the hygiene hypothesis, researchers are concluding that organisms like the millions of bacteria, viruses and especially worms that enter the body along with “dirt” spur the development of a healthy immune system. Several continuing studies suggest that worms may help to redirect an immune system that has gone awry and resulted in autoimmune disorders, allergies and asthma.

    “What a child is doing when he puts things in his mouth is allowing his immune response to explore his environment,” Mary Ruebush, a microbiology and immunology instructor, wrote in her new book, “Why Dirt Is Good” (Kaplan). “Not only does this allow for ‘practice’ of immune responses, which will be necessary for protection, but it also plays a critical role in teaching the immature immune response what is best ignored.”

    I had earlier addressed this very topic in the most highly rated post that I have ever posted about rodents. It was also the only article I have written about rodents but the truth of the previous sentence is unchanged. Let’s pick up the story in a sewer far, far away…

    Gritty rats and mice living in sewers and farms seem to have healthier immune systems than their squeaky clean cousins that frolic in cushy antiseptic labs according to recent studies. The lesson for humans? Clean living may make us sick. That was the AP story that caught my attention. And I pondered the odd theory that these disgusting rodents may offer a clue to ineffectual Christian living as well. Let us explore.

    Associated Press Science writer Seth Borenstein writes about the recent research.

    The studies give more weight to the theory that the sanitized Western world may be partly to blame for soaring rates of human allergy and asthma cases and some autoimmune diseases, such as Type I diabetes and rheumatoid arthritis. The theory, called the hygiene hypothesis, figures that people’s immune systems aren’t being challenged by disease and dirt early in life, so the body’s natural defenses over react to small irritants such as pollen.

    The new studies, one of which was in the Scandinavian Journal of Immunology, found significant differences in the immune systems between euthanized wild and lab rodents.

    When the immune cells in the wild rats are stimulated by researchers, “they just don’t do anything they sit there; if you give them same stimulus to the lab rats, they go crazy,” said study co-author Dr. William Parker, a Duke University professor of experimental surgery. He compared lab rodents to more than 50 wild rats and mice captured and killed in cities and farms.

    Also, the wild mice and rats had as much as four times higher levels of immunoglobulins, yet weren’t sick, showing an immune system tuned to fight crucial germs, but not minor irritants, Parker said. He said what happened in the lab rats is what likely occurs in humans: their immune systems have got it so cushy they over react to smallest of problems.

    Challenged immune systems — such as kids who grow up with two or more pets — don’t tend to develop as many allergies, said Dr. Stanley Goldstein, director of Allergy & Asthma Care of Long Island.

    Dr.Parker’s studies, looking at animal differences, may eventually help scientists find when, where and how environmental exposure help protect against future allergies and immune disorders. Parker said he hopes to build a 50-foot artificial sewer for his next step, so that he could introduce the clean lab rats to an artificial dirty environment and see how and when the immunity was activated.

    That may be the biggest thing to come out of the wild and lab rodent studies, It may become possible to expose people to the few things (that exercise the immune system) and gives them the benefit of the dirty environment without having to expose them to the dirt.

    A couple of thoughts immediately come to mind. First, how do you sell your boss on building a 50 foot artificial sewer? Second, I remembered the house that eldest and second sons lived in during their college years. Their squeamish parents would stop at a gas station (that gives you a point of reference) to use the bathroom before visiting the guys. We wondered why they were not sick all of the time. Now I realize that they were probably healthier than I ever could have hoped. My innovative sons utilized the brilliant strategy of creating an artificially dirty environment to stimulate a healthy immune system. It is always great when science validates slothfulness. And it is even greater when you can figure out a way to incorporate slothfulness into a sentence.

    But how does this relate to an ineffectual Christian life? I think that the average Christian in America has also compromised our spiritual immune systems by choosing a cushy and safe Christian experience. We have tuned our immune system not to fight crucial sin in our lives, but minor irritants. When you talk to fellow Christians are you passionately concerned about communicating the gospel to the world or about some minor irritant (person or program) at your church? Do we agonize over injustice in the world or petty injustice in our lives? Have we programmed our spiritual immune systems to battle pride and selfishness? Not likely. And by the way…I did not fare well in the pop quiz posed in this paragraph.

    And the rats may hold another clue. I recently read a quote from an excellent book called Organic Church. The author noted that to reach the world for Christ we have to be willing to sit in the smoking section. I don’t mean to imply that all smokers are not Christian. The point is we have to be willing to get out of our “comfort bunkers”. 

    Paul wrote this to the Roman church.

    Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is—his good, pleasing and perfect will.

    Paul is not saying that we are to avoid being conformed to the world by isolation from it. We are instead to be transformed by the Holy Spirit renewing our mind. Isolation does not transform us at all. If anything, isolation makes us lukewarm. Because we can’t have a robust spiritual immune system if we live in a sterile sanctuary environment only. And that may be where the rats can teach us the biggest lesson. Our tendency is to stay in the sterile lab (church) and never venture into the sewer (lives of hurting people). We have too often chosen the safe route of turning on the light and praying those in need will come to the light. Some will. But most will not. Instead we are called to take the light to those in need. Jesus noted that in the Sermon on the Mount.

     Neither do people light a lamp and put it under a bowl. Instead they put it on its stand, and it gives light to everyone in the house. In the same way, let your light shine before men, that they may see your good deeds and praise your Father in heaven. 

    When Jesus says to let your light shine before men I think He was talking about Monday through Saturday as well as Sunday. I am sick of Sunday Christians. I have spent too many years putting my light under a bowl. I have too often chosen the safe and antiseptic sanctuary over the authentic and often dirty sewer of people in need. I want my spiritual immune system to attack real threats and not minor irritants.

    That scares me. But not as much as not pursuing that life scares me.

  • Praise God Even On The Bad Days

    There is a really nasty stomach virus working its way through North Texas. The bug got into my system last night and wreaked considerable havoc. I thought, of course, of the verse in Deuteronomy.

    Then I prostrated myself before God, just as I had at the beginning of the forty days and nights. I ate no food; I drank no water. (Deut. 5)

    Hopefully this will not last any where close to forty days and nights. The scouting report is that the virus lasts 2 days if you go to the doctor. If you let it run it’s course it lasts 48 hours. I am sitting at home waiting for this to run it’s natural course. I thought of how really lousy I have felt today. And then I realized how much I take for granted the fifty weeks or so out of every year when I feel good or even great. Sure I have the usual little aches and pains that a 50 plus body will accumulate. But for five decades I have been blessed with the ability to run slowly, jump barely, dance awkwardly, and laugh often. I am so blessed.

    I thought about people who feel far worse than I have felt this week every single day of their lives. Yet they get up and go about their business every day. I thought of those who deal heroically with chronic pain and soldier on without complaint. I admire the people who find joy in their lives even when they don’t feel like it. King Solomon said the following in the Book of Proverbs.

           A cheerful look brings joy to the heart,
           and good news gives health to the bones.  NIV Prov 15

    The Message has an interesting take on this proverb.

           A twinkle in the eye means joy in the heart, and good news makes you feel fit as a fiddle.

    Think about the people who choose joy when circumstances don’t warrant that action. Don’t you find that the kind of personality that responds like that often features a twinkle in the eye? They are the kind of people that you visit to minister to and then end up receiving more than you gave.

    Paul said in his letter to the church at Phillipi that he had learned to be content in his circumstance. It didn’t come naturally for him either.

         I’ve learned by now to be quite content whatever my circumstances. I’m just as happy with little as with much, with much as with little. I’ve found the recipe for being happy whether full or hungry, hands full or hands empty. Whatever I have, wherever I am, I can make it through anything in the One who makes me who I am.   (Philippians 4,  The Message)

    I am grateful for the illness because I appreciate health. I am grateful for the clouds because the sunshine then feels so wonderful. I am grateful for a God that never changes through good times or bad.   

     

  • What My Dog Can Teach Me About Sanctification

    Regular readers of the humble ramblings know how much I love dog friend Hannah. She is such a calming influence that I often call her “furry Prozac”. A fun article in Parade Magazine by “Dog Whisperer” Cesar Millan got me to thinking about how much I could learn in my Christian journey from my canine companion. Sanctification is not a word that Hannah would understand. Sadly, it is not a word that a lot of Christians understand either. It simply means the process of becoming more like Jesus. And just like everything else in this journey we can not do that apart from Christ. I will give you Cesar’s thoughts on life lessons that we can learn from dogs in italics. I will add my little spiritual postscript to each of his comments. 

    Live in the moment.

    Cesar – People often wonder how I get such quick results with the dogs I rehabilitate. The answer is simple: Dogs live in the moment. They don’t regret the past or worry about the future.

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    That is so key. When we live in regret of the past or fear of the future we forfeit the potential joy of today. The Psalmist encouraged that very idea.

    This is the day the LORD has made;
           let us rejoice and be glad in it. (Psalm 118, NIV)

    Nurture a balanced life.

    Cesar – I tell my clients to follow this simple rule with their dogs: Offer exercise, discipline, and affection every day. Do the same for yourself. We humans are happier if our routines include physical activity, a sense of structure, and the opportunity to give and receive love on a daily basis.

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    Hmmm. I tell my clients (my tens of readers) almost everyday to live a balanced life as well. Love God everyday and allow Him to love you back. Am I the “Bad Christian Whisperer”? Can I do a TV Show where I rehabilitate anxious and poorly behaving Christians? Can I take a muzzle if I do?

    Trust your instincts.

    Cesar – Animals don’t care about words. They recognize that what’s really going on in any interaction is beneath the surface. Many of us have lost touch with this all-important instinctual part of our natures. By paying attention to nonverbal cues such as body language and energy, we can learn more about our friends, our loved ones, and ourselves.

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    Unbelievers don’t care about words either. For followers of Jesus the old saying that “actions speak louder than words” is often tragically true. On this point I would suggest we can only trust the Spirit of God to live in a way that communicates with both word and deed. When you trust the Holy Spirit you are free to trust your instincts.

    But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law. Those who belong to Christ Jesus have crucified the sinful nature with its passions and desires. Since we live by the Spirit, let us keep in step with the Spirit. (Galatians 5, NIV)

    Be direct and consistent in your communication.

    Cesar – Many of my clients only intermittently enforce rules, leaving their pets confused about what is and isn’t acceptable behavior. Great relationships, no matter the species, begin with clear and consistent communication.

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    God has been teaching me a lot in this area. I am trying to always communicate with both grace and truth. I love that Jesus is described by the Apostle John as being full of grace and truth. I suspect grace comes first because we have a far harder time communicating with grace. I am usually willing to be “honest” and tell you where you are wrong. Doing that with grace and truth requires me to love you and be vulnerable. It is much easier just to whack you with the rolled up newspaper of judgment.

    Be wise in the way you act toward outsiders; make the most of every opportunity. Let your conversation be always full of grace, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to answer everyone. (Colossians 4, NIV)

    Learn to listen.

    Cesar – Make the time to lend an ear to those you love or those who want to transform their lives. But don’t try to fix their problems, and don’t take their problems personally, either. A great leader is also a great follower and knows that everybody counts.

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    Right on Cesar. Learn to listen. Be willing to walk alongside those in need. Don’t interrupt to give out prescription verses. Living the real Christian life with others is messy. But incredibly rewarding.

    My dear brothers, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry… (James 1, NIV)

    Don’t hold grudges.

    Cesar – There’s a remarkable lack of conflict in dog packs.  That’s because members resolve the situation when disagreements arise, then move on. Imagine what our world would be like if we dealt with our conflicts before they escalated out of control. Holding onto negative feelings tends to make them multiply and prevent us from moving forward.

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    This may be the biggest difference between dog packs and congregation packs. There is too often a remarkable amount of conflict in our body of believers. And the reason is that members too often don’t resolve the situation. We get angry and hurt and move on without resolving the conflict. Unresolved sin is buried alive and it come back at surprising moments. A follower of Jesus who does not forgive has forgotten how much he or she has been forgiven. So “shake off” your differences and resolve them.

    Therefore, since we are surrounded by such a great cloud of witnesses, let us throw off everything that hinders and the sin that so easily entangles, and let us run with perseverance the race marked out for us. (Hebrews 12, NIV)

    Live with purpose.

    Cesar – When dogs are bored, they develop issues ranging from anxiety to aggression. But when given a job and a way to contribute to the pack’s well-being, they turn around almost immediately.

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    Followers of Jesus are no different. We are called to a purpose. Anything that does not contribute the pack’s well being (I rather like that description of the church) should be prayerfully reevaluated.

    If you have any encouragement from being united with Christ, if any comfort from his love, if any fellowship with the Spirit, if any tenderness and compassion, then make my joy complete by being like-minded, having the same love, being one in spirit and purpose.  (Philippians 2, NIV)

    Celebrate every day.

    Cesar – For a dog, every morning is Christmas morning. Every walk is the best walk, every meal is the best meal, every game is the best game. We can learn so much by observing the way our pets rejoice in life’s simplest moments. Take time every day to celebrate the many gifts that are hidden in the ordinary events of your own life.

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    I am so convicted by Hannah. As I write this she is rolling on her back with a chew toy and loving life. If I can take a moment to count how blessed I am today I can celebrate as well. There is joy in the mundane events of life. Ask the Spirit of God to reveal that to you today. There is sacred in the routine. Ask the Spirit of God to show you that each day.

    As for me, I am going to take my spiritual mentor for a walk.

  • A Lesson In Grace

    Today I saw one more reason to be concerned about the future of America. I picked up the paper and read that Mall Cop was the number one movie in the United States last week. I can’t even process that.

    Another story made me angry, then sad and finally blessed and encouraged me. That is a lot of plot twists for one news article. If you live outside of the Dallas area you might not have caught up with this story.

    The Dallas Academy girls basketball team played a road game January 13th against The Covenant School. The girls from Dallas Academy did not expect to win. They haven’t won a game in four seasons. But they did not expect what happened.

    The box score shows that Covenant scored 35 points in the first quarter before building a 59-0 lead at the half. The score after three quarters was 88-0. The final score was Covenant 100, Dallas Academy 0. Yep. Covenant threw a shut out.

    Here is part of the original report from The Dallas Morning News. 

    Against Covenant, Dallas Academy was surprised to see an obviously superior team keep the pressure on until it scored its 100th point in the fourth quarter. “They are really good,” Dallas Academy Athletic Director Jeremy Civello said. “Their point guard is terrific. This is what it came down to in the second half: steal at half court and layup. Steal and layup. Steal and layup. It was a layup drill. They finally eased up when they got to 100 with about four minutes left.” Covenant’s point guard had 48 points.

    Reading this story made me so angry. I imagined how furious I would have been. I remembered my days of coaching my sons. I did not run up scores but I was very competitive. I suspect an incident like this would have inflamed my sin nature to volatile levels.

    Then I felt sad. These schools compete in a Christian private school organization in Texas. Sighhhhh.

    Edd Burleson, director of 236-member TAPPS, had a different description. He called the Class 2A, District 3 game an “embarrassing incident. Our motto is ‘Competition With Honor,’ ” Burleson said. “I can’t see how the one school can live up to that.” To be fair, Covenant has apologized and sought to repair the damage.

    But then I read the part that convicted and then blessed me. I write a lot about grace. Sometimes grace is really, really, really hard to extend. I think the Dallas Academy Athletic Director could have been forgiven if he had missed the exit to the high road. But he did not. I can’t imagine that he did not feel angry and embarrassed. But the way he conducted himself publically reflected real grace. Here is another snippet from the Dallas Morning News.

    More than a week later Dallas Academy Athletic Director Jeremy Civello was chalking up the game in the win column. “My girls never quit,” he said. “They played as hard as they could to the very end. They played with all their hearts at 70-nothing, 80-nothing and 100-nothing. I was really proud of them. That’s what I told them after the game.”

    The White Rock Lake-area school is renowned for its work with students with a variety of learning problems. The Bulldogs play, Civello said, for more than the final score. They play in hope of improving skills, learning teamwork and picking up whatever life lessons athletics may bring.

    Later on the 100-0 night, Civello told his girls the life lesson they could take from their loss: “I told them someday they will be on top in a similar situation and they should remember how they felt when some people were cheering for a team to score a hundred points and shut us out. Hopefully, my girls all learned a lesson in sportsmanship that will last them a lifetime.”

    Wow. A followup story in the Dallas Morning News today revealed an offer from Covenant Academy to forfeit the game to Dallas Academy.

    Dallas Academy athletic director Jeremy Civello said his school accepted the “heartfelt” apology delivered by Covenant’s head of school Kyle Queal and athletic director Brice Helton. Civello said his school doesn’t want the forfeit and wishes “Covenant’s great girls team all the best for the rest of the season.”

    “We don’t think what happened is a reflection on those girls in any way.” Civello said. “There a lot of good people at that school. We hope this blows over.”

    Paul would have been proud that the leadership of Dallas Academy followed God’s words to the Colossians.

    Be wise in the way you act toward outsiders; make the most of every opportunity. Let your conversation be always full of grace, seasoned with salt, so that you may know how to answer everyone. (Col 4, NIV)

    Thanks to Jeremy Civello and the girls from Dallas Academy for showing the rest of us how to respond gracefully. Civello rejected the forfeit because his team did not earn the win. But Civello modeled what it looks to extend unmerited favor to an opponent. That is grace.

    Unmerited favor was extended to me by God. Because of His grace I have salvation in Christ. Maybe if I really comprehended that truth I wouldn’t struggle so much to extend grace to those who make it a challenge. Hard to imagine they are less deserving that I am.

  • Connect The Dots

    Somewhere along the way I got the notion that studying theology was a bit like flossing. Something you had to do whether you liked it or not. And some of the theologians I encountered did not seem like anyone I would actually want to be around on purpose. I made the crack that theologians were to joy in Christ what nutritionists were to enjoying cheesecake. They both took something full of delight and made you feel mostly bad about it.

    Yet something is changing in my life. I am really seeing the need for a solid theological basis for what I believe. I wrote an ode (cross off “Bucket List” Item Number 87 –  Write Ode) to our lack of theological depth. This classic appears in my book When Bad Christians Happen To Good People.

    For the music director. A psalm of parody sung to Sam Cooke’s Wonderful World. All rise.

    Don’t know much about theology,
    Don’t know much Christology.
    Don’t know much about Leviticus,
    Don’t know why they had the Exodus.
    But I do know that God loves you,
    And I’m trying hard to be good too.
    What a wonderful faith this would be.

    Well, I don’t claim to be a good Christian,
    But I’m trying to be.
    For maybe by bein’ a good person, brother,
    I can gain eternity.

    (Everyone now…)

    Don’t know much about the Pharisees,
    Can’t explain the Trinity.
    Don’t know much ecclesiology
    Don’t know what a good tithe should be.
    But I think that God forgives my quirks,
    And I figure if I do good works,
    What a wonderful faith this would be.

    Humorous? I hope so. But the problem is not so funny. What do we believe? And why? I think one of the fundamental problems in many churches is that we do not effectively connect the theological dots. That is why the book Truefaced and the Truefaced Romans CD series has had such a profound impact in my life. The authors (and speakers) connect the dots of justification, imputed righteousness, propitiation, identity in Christ, sanctification and other assorted church words. Remember the connect the dots books you had as a kid? When you connect the theological dots the picture revealed is Jesus.

    Now I find myself neck deep in theology. Trying to learn more to be able to make a defense of the Gospel of Jesus. I want to understand church history and doctrine. I want to understand grace and more importantly I want to live it. I have a long, long, long way to go but someday I hope that the scouting report on me will reflect the summary of Jesus written in the first chapter of the Gospel of John. Jesus was beautifully described as being “full of grace and truth”. That would be a dramatic shift from what I have been described as being full of at other points in my journey.  I am excited about continuing to refine my theological base but I want to always be mindful that truth preached without grace is not received nearly as well as the reverse approach. Connect the dots. The picture is beautiful.

     

  • Inventorying My Fruit Of The Spirit Menu

    Travel can be wonderful. But business travel is generally more like death by paper cuts. Last week I landed and was still a bit famished even after the eight tiny pretzels snack I was graciously given in flight. So I began to peruse the food options. I spotted a smoothie stand and that sounded perfect. So I headed over and made my pick.

    “I will have the Peanut Butter Zone smoothie.”
    The worker turned and looked at the menu as if that order was a complete surprise. Maybe she thought she was being pranked for one of those cable shows. Perhaps I was making stuff up. She carefully examined the ingredients on the menu board and turned to me.
    “We ain’t got no peanut butter.”
    Disappointed but still determined I pushed on.
    “Then I will have the Protein Power Berry smoothie.”
    Slowly she turned to see what ingredients might be in this order which also appeared to take her by complete surprise.
    “We ain’t got no protein powder.”

    This is where I realized that I am making significant progress in my grace journey. This young lady would have had a very large dose of edgy sarcasm in previous beta edition’s of Dave Burchett faithwalk. But I bit my lip and simply said this.

    “You might want to take those things off the menu if you don’t have them.”

    Later I reflected on even that comment and felt a tinge of loving conviction from the Spirit. In my Christian example I have done exactly what this poorly trained worker did. As I have poorly represented Jesus I told people that many things were on the menu. A whole variety of spiritual fruit was listed boldly on the board. Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, etc. I imagined a little parody of my concession experience. 

    Spiritually famished sojourner sees my fish cross bumper sticker. Since this is a sure sign of spiritual maturity the seeker boldly approaches and surveys the menu.
    “I would like to have peace.”
    I turn and examine my life. It is anxious. Frightened. No different from him.
    “I don’t have much peace today.”   (At least my grammar is a little better than the worker above)
    The spiritual seeker looks a bit disappointed but is still hopeful.
    “I would like some joy.”
    Slowly I examine my life. Frustrated. Not content. A lot like my seeking friend.
    “I don’t have any joy right now.”

    It was so easy to demean a poorly trained employee representing a random smoothie company that frustrated me that day. Yet I expect grace when I, a poorly trained Christian, fail to represent Jesus and frustrate those I hope to bless.

    Slowly I am beginning to comprehend grace. Good buddy Mark sent me this snippet from the book The Search For Significance by Robert S. McGee.

    Our true value is based not on our behavior or the approval of others but on what God’s word says is true. Our behavior is often a reflection of our beliefs about who we are. It is usually consistent with what we think to be true about ourselves (Prov 23:7). If we base our worth solidly on the truths of God’s word, then our behavior will often reflect His love, grace, and power. But if we base our worth on our abilities or the fickle approval of others, then our behavior will reflect the insecurity, fear, and anger that comes from such instability.”

    I have been learning the truth of those words in recent months. When I trust who God says I am I begin to stock the ingredients listed on the fruits of the Spirit menu board. God declares all of the following list to be true about me…a broken down TV director. And all of these things became true from the MOMENT I trusted Christ.

    I am forgiven. Col 2:13–14
    I am a child of God. John 1:2; Rom 8:15
    I received Christ’s KIND of life, eternal: John 5:24
    I was delivered from Satan’s domain and into the Kingdom of Christ: Col 1:13
    Christ came to dwell with me. Col 1:27; Rev 3:20
    I am a new Creation: 2 Cor 5:17
    I am declared righteous by God: 2 Cor 5:21
    I entered a love relationship w/ God: 1 John 4:9-11
    I am accepted by God: Col 1:19-22  

    Wow. I am wrapping my heart and mind around all of that this morning. I am filled with humility and gratitude for these unmerited gifts given to me that day and every day since. So if my imaginary encounter happens today I pray it will go a little more like this.

    Yes, I would like to have some joy.”
    “Grande or Venti? I am overflowing with His abundant love today. Thanks for stopping by and letting me serve you.”

    May I leave you with some familiar words from Paul? You can order freely from the menu through the power of the Holy Spirit. And the check has already been picked up by Christ.

    But the Holy Spirit produces this kind of fruit in our lives: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. There is no law against these things! Those who belong to Christ Jesus have nailed the passions and desires of their sinful nature to his cross and crucified them there. Since we are living by the Spirit, let us follow the Spirit’s leading in every part of our lives. Let us not become conceited, or provoke one another, or be jealous of one another.  (Galatians 5, NLT)

     

  • We Are Currently Experiencing Technical Difficulties

    I know my tens of readers are anxious. Where has the sporadic wisdom and accidental insight been this week? I whipped up a fresh blog on Monday and tried to post it. An annoying sound effect told me my effort was denied. I tried again by pushing the send button harder. The sound effect mocked me. My technical guru Robin gave me some fixes. Nothing but sound effects (I added a couple).

    Now we are getting into actual computer stuff. Robin is sending me things to try written, apparently, in Sanskrit. Meanwhile your humble rambler is stomping in front of the laptop banging two stones together trying to get a spark.

    “Thor no get fire! Blog no work!”

    So here we sit. Robin is trying to communicate to unfrozen cave man and the wandering tens of readers are left without a bad example. While we continue to resolve this issue allow me repost a previous article (I can do that) to tide you over until we can find someone who speaks Microsoft. Is Barbara Billingsly still around? Enjoy. And pray for my patience and especially for Robin’s patience.

    There is a game show on NBC that is generating some interest called Deal or No Deal. Watching the show generated a little spiritual analogy. Let’s suppose that some thirty-nine years ago (ouch) Jesus had come to me and offered the following deal.

    Jesus: “So here is My deal for you. I will forgive you of your sins and relieve you of the guilt and fear that they have burdened you with. I will give you the assurance of eternity spent with me. I will be there throughout your life to teach, console, strengthen and bless you. Just trust me and I will provide.”
    Me: “Wow.” (I wasn’t much of a wordsmith at sixteen)
    Jesus: “By the way, I know that your relationship with me will lead you to a beautiful and Godly woman who will be the love of your life and who will help you become the person you want to become. You will have three wonderful sons who will all grow up to be Godly men. You will have troubles and some tragedy but I will help you through and I will use those trials for good in your life and the lives of others. All you have to do is accept my gift of grace by faith and trust. So Dave, will you accept the deal?”
    Me: “Is this a joke? Sure I will.”
     
    It just seems too good to be true. But it has been true in my life. If you read When Bad Christians Happen to Good People you know that Joni and I have not lived a life free of heartache. Regular readers know about our journey with Joni’s breast cancer diagnosis in the past few years. But despite some difficult times it is a deal I would agree to even more quickly (if possible) now.

    But let’s add a layer of complexity to my imagined time with Christ. When He asks if I will accept His deal I have a question.

    Me: “That sounds a little too good to be true. I have done nothing and you are offering all of this for me. Are there any requirements?”
    Jesus smiles and says, “Well, there a couple of things.”
    “Ah hah!” I reply smugly. “I knew it was too good. What’s the catch?”
    I picture Jesus looking at me with that gentle hint of a smile and saying, “I will ask you to accept my love and to love your neighbor as yourself.”
    I wait.
    Silence.
    “That’s it?” I ask incredulously.
    He nods.
    “You will give me all of those things and that is all?”

    He nods again and speaks. “It won’t be easy. You will be hurt. There will be some people that will be tough to love. I will ask you to forgive and love them. But I will be with you to help you learn how to do that. Always. And I will never condemn you. Every moment of every day I will be with you. That is my gift of grace to you. Will you take the “deal”?
    I consider His words. “For all that you have done for me that would seem to be the least I can do.”
    I picture Him looking at me with a pensive and almost sad expression. “You would think my son. You would think.”

    And the deal is getting even sweeter as I open up His ongoing gifts of grace and learn to accept His love and how He can love others through me. With all due respect to you Howie Mandel, this is the best deal ever.